Comedy

Don’t stop moving! – Monthly Musings 41

I’m trying to write this, I really am. I thought I’d have the time. I’ve been in London this weekend, doing a run of the shows at the lovely Soho Theatre.

They have to be commended really, they’ve managed to achieve what HS2 didn’t, they brought a northerner into London! This is levelling up live. They’ll regret it when they see the whippets I’ve released through the West End. It was a pleasure to share some of my negative equity with them.

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Occupy Yourself! – Monthly Musings 40

I find it difficult to switch off. To me down time is dead time. I can’t justify the time; it just feels self-indulgent.

I recently went to see the Doctor, I was as surprised as you reader, I forgot we still had those. I was sat in the waiting room, I didn’t have my phone, and I thought, “I feel amazing, this is the best I’ve felt in a long time, I didn’t need a Doctor, I just needed a little sit down!” I’ve started going once a week now, never see the Doctor, I just sit on a high-backed chair and read a two-year-old copy of Bella.

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